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Febreeze Works Great For Smelly Pussy

Febreeze:

Towards the end of my first year of pre-trial, I had ran through all of the pussy I had on deck a billion times and I wanted to get new girls or something, but it’s so hard having to be sober and do that. The Feds had me piss testing 2-4 times a week. I couldn’t do shit. I was seriously about to start snorting coffee grounds or at least injecting it. Plus I was sad and miserable and getting fat.

So I couldn’t just pull hoes like I used to. My buddy Steve wanted to set up a gang bang or something to cheer me up, but we both had been out of the scene so long, we didn’t know any hoe’s that were willing to let all the homies smash. Steve, Brodie and I start a little mass text just for this reason. The problem with Brodie being involved with tag teaming or doing gangbangs is that he always either busts too quick and just lingers the rest of the time or sort of just watches from the corner jacking his dick which is weird and sort of creepy or he just cant nut and he’ll go and grab a tittie or something to let you know he is still there because you’ll forget about him.

Steve and I got another text on the side talking shit about Brodie and how creepy he is low-key. Here’s the thing though. Brodie comes through. He hits up the texts and is like “yo found this girl on Tinder she’s down for us to gangbang”. Obviously we wanted to see pictures. He sent us pictures of her and she’s a pretty cute Asian chick with short hair and in shape. Young, maybe 20 or 22. Not like an import asian, but an American one. So we’re pretty stoked. He told us that she’s down for tonight! Steve was like “we can do it at mine”. Brodie gets it all set up we’re all excited. So we go shave our balls and look pretty for the night. I head to Steve’s and when I get there Brodies already there. Him and Steve are drinking, but I can’t drink anymore, but I need to do something. I just cant be sober, thats retarded.

So I crush up some Adderall. Brodie is texting her the whole time to make sure she doesn’t flake but of course, after an hour of waiting for her. She says she’s “having car trouble”. Automatically we all think she’s either fake or going to flake on us. Brodie told us to calm down. I already had a boner so dude fuck that. Steve tells Brodie to tell her we will get her an Uber to us. She texts back that she’s down. At this point we’re all like a pack of hyenas waiting for its prey. Pacing back and forth with boners only we don’t want to kill her. We just want to put our little wieners in her. I am broke as fuck, I haven’t worked in a year. so we all have to pitch in for the cab ride to bring this chick here. She lives in Davis which is like 20 minutes from downtown Sacramento. We end up paying like $50 for this chick to come here. I tell them “yeah fuck that I’ll drive her home after this”. I’m poor I need pussy on layaway at this point. About 25 minutes later and she texted Brodie that she is ”here“ and we have her come up through the elevator and find the apartment on her own.

No one wanted to go down and get her lol. The doorbell rings. Steve is right there and opens the door. Steve is the first-person she sees,so I’m not sure what she thought at that point. My boy Steve is a 400 lb Sikh. Sikh’s are the Indians who wear turbans. He’s fucking huge and funny as fuck and can hardly breathe and makes funny noises, but that mother fucker has a mouthpiece on him. He pulls mad bitches, but at first appearance he’s a little intimidating if you don’t know him. Let alone if you’re about to be gangbanged by him and his friends. I mean she has to be thinking “I’m sucking this dudes dick!?” when she first saw him. I know i would. No homo.

She was really nice though but crazy shy. She looked just like her pictures. We sort of chill for a few minutes but we are all waiting to smash. This part is the most awkward. It’s like when do you start this shit!? I got really bored, so I went to the bathroom to snort some more Adderall. I was gone maybe 5 minutes okay 10 but when I walk out of the bathroom back into the living room. Brodie’s laying on the floor with his hands behind his head with his eyes closed and smiling and she’s sucking his dick while Steve is 100% naked playing with his weiner sitting on the edge of the couch while His one hand is feeling her titty. Alright no homo but Steve tells everyone he has an 11 inch dick, but every time we tag team I always look at it because, I am expecting to see this huge horse cock but it’s just two little balls and all i can make out is the head of a dick, but that’s all I could see. No homo.

I stroll over and give Steve the “nod” like telling him “good job” and I go and get behind her because her ass is in the air while she was sucking off brodie. I was going behind her to pull her pants down and slip it in. so I pull down her pants and her underwear. I tried to get them both off in one motion but it had been a while. I guess I was losing my skills. Rusty. I get her pants down. She had on these huge baby blue granny panties on like not sexy at all and they were tight as fuck. Like the big ones that cover their whole ass. That trap farts in. It should have been a red flag but fuck that shit, I’m a fucking beast. I grab those stupid ass underwear and pull them down to get to the good.

As soon as I get them down it hit me. holy fuck!! It filled the room in a matter of seconds. That nasty smell like dirty pussy smell but more like a rotting corpse. I think she was wearing those underwear to mask the smell and maybe to hold it all in. Steve was right next to me sitting on the edge of the couch stroking his little weiner and playing with her titty when the smell hit him. Steve give zero fucks. He just goes “oh wow” and gets up and then goes to his room while Brodie lays on the floor covering his nose with his hands. The smell sort of knocked me back. Like when you smell a strong chemical and you just get away from it real quick,naturally. I was the one feeling the Wrath the whole thing and but I sort of was more disgusted with how hairy her pussy was like even her asshole was hairy. There was no way this girl has shaved before. She was that hairy. Like those pubes were probably the first pubes she ever grew. I couldn’t even really see a pussy in there , but you can see moisture, like beads of it in the hairs.

You ever seen Starship Troopers!? the part where they find the brain bug and Neil Patrick Harris’s character puts his hand on it and is like “it’s afaird!” and all the soldiers start cheering. It was sort of like that but no cheering. Steve came back with FeBreeze and cologne and starts spraying it like crazy. I was too focused to really laugh. I blame the Adderall. Brodie was dying laughing and Steve just look like a fat naked man covering up one of his farts. I just throw it in her and start fucking like a madman. The smell got really pungent. Steve just started febreezing her and me while I fucked her which is great because it was like a cool mist hitting me, but her pussy was so smelly. I was trying to fuck her but at the same time trying to get as far away as possible. I had my body leaning as far away as I could get away from her but still keeping it in. Brodie ends up busting his nut and goes to sit at Steve’s table waiting and watching us the rest of the time.creep.

After about 10 minutes, I got sort of immune to the smell. I remember i read a random book or a magazine or I’m just making it up. But it said when you’re fucking or whatever, you ignore smells and tastes and stuff. So maybe that’s what happened to me. She did suck a mean dick though, I couldn’t ignore that. Maybe that’s because she had to learn to suck dick because no one wanted to fuck her because her pussy smells so bad. She sucks my dick for a little and I am a little thirsty. So I get up to get water and Brodie is just on his phone playing diamond crush. While I’m getting water I start playing creep like Brodie and watching Steve fuck this chick. He has the Febreeze in one hand and holding his stomach with the other. It was crazy because she was weirdly okay with the Febreze.

She must have known her pussy smells that bad and from the 15-minute convo I had with her ( I didn’t really pay attention to what she said) she had said she was going to school to be a doctor. How does a doctor have such bad hygiene. Steve stands up maybe he can’t take the smell anymore. He has her, start to give him head. You can tell she’s confused like “how am I going to do this!?” his belly hangs over his dick. She hesitates a little and then cocks her head all weird while she’s on her knees and Steve leans back and grabs his stomach so she can get to his weiner from the side. You can see Steve’s body frame from the side, you can tell he is supposed to be skinny but he’s just fucking huge. From the side you see his body frame and his little skinny legs and tiny head and then all this extra shit just hanging off him. it’s crazy lookin. So yeah he is standing there with his head tilted back while holding his stomach so this poor girl can suck his dick.it sort of looks like a bird trying to get a worm out of its hole in the ground.

I grab Brodie’s phone because I wasn’t allowed to have a smartphone on pre-trial. I start to Snapchat that shit. we giggle like two bitches and I wiped the water off my mouth i was drinking to re-fuel before i mob back.I head back to get my nut. At this point I’m a hundred percent immune to the rotten pussy smell. I grabbed her off Steve’s dick like a baby off its mom’s nipple and start smashing doggy. I guess the smell got worse because Brodie made a noise across the room and ran into one of the spare bedrooms. Steve picks up the for FreBreeze and keeps frebreezing while I smash. at least he wasn’t going to abandon me .I flipped her over to fuck her on the edge of the cushion.You know so you can do that real quick Jackrabbit move. So I start to Jackrabbit her up and look badass. Steve’s too fat to smash like me so I look like a Greek god.

She’s like staring at me making these intense fuck faces and I sort of stare back at her but it’s just legit awkward. So I kind of look at her but then look away. She randomly goes “hit me!!!!” So I hit her fucking hard. Not like a punch, I would have knocked her ass out, but I just slapped her hard. Steve looked at me with his febreze bottle like “yoooo”. the slap was loud too sorta. I don’t know but I’ve always been taught to not hit girls but, it felt good. Not like I’m going to go around beating bitches up or anything but it felt good. Maybe it was her stupid face or the way her pussy smelled. I don’t know whatever, but when I hit that bitch she kind of groaned at me or made a growling noise. I’m sort of mid Jackrabbit slash hammer motion fucking her to notice but Steve was all “did you just growl!?” to her. She laughs and is like “tell your bitch ass friend to hit me harder!!” I look at Steve and he looks at me. I hit that bitch with the force of god (open hand) and with everything in me. Steve steps back and is like “dude not that hard!” her head head sort of whipped around.

I was like in my head like “oh shit” and stopped fucking her real quick and I wanted to make sure she wasn’t hurt and had a black eye. That’s the last thing I need, a charge for beating a bitch up. She comes back sort of dazed and cheeks all red. She comes back to life and starts fucking me like crazy. Steve is looking at me all confused. She gets on top of me and rides me for a little bit and is growling the whole time but I’m not trippin. Besides the dirty pussy smell she’s a great fuck. All of the sudden, she leans over and starts kissing my neck and chest and makes her way down to start sucking my dick. You know that part where it’s like they take two years to kiss you all the way down, but you just want them to suck your dick already but she’s growling the whole time she’s doing that. Steve sort of looking at me not knowing what to do but stays playing with this weiner. She finally gets down to my dick and starts sorta nipping at the sides of my legs and growling the whole time.

So the nips start to get harder and harder to where it’s like bites and that shit hurts. I grab her chin and have her look at me and I tell her not to bite so hard and sort of slapped her like kind of a playful slap. She goes back down and bites me again fucking hard! Like, I’m sort of bleeding. I get up and tell Steve “this bitch is biting me” and he needs to switch spots with me. We switch sides and he takes my spot on the couch and as he lays down and I start hitting it from the back again. She was growling the whole time but she was rolling her hips and really into it. It feels great for me but she starts nipping at him now to. Steve has to stop like I did in tells her to “stop”. She keeps doing it so Steve starts to slap her too which does look way crazier watching someone else hit a bitch, than actually doing it yourself. The problem is hitting her just makes her more rabid. That’s where I fucked up. So when he hits her she gets more into it and the bites get harder. Took me awhile to figure this out. But the bitch wont talk, only growl when we try to talk to her. Steve starts getting really mad, but still wants to just nut. He is risking rabies, plus he wasted a whole bottle of Febreze On this bitch, so he’s got a lot invested. The nipping continues and so does the slapping that turns the nips into bites.

Steve yells out “ahhh bitch! Ahh!! What the fuck!!!, im bleeding!!!”. I’m still fucking her but all confused. Right now she’s fucking the shit out of me though so I don’t stop I just try to pretend I care what happened to Steve. Brodie hears him and comes out of the room. He see’s Steve bent over holding his balls whining and breathing all hard. Brodie is like “what the fuck is going on!?”. Steve goes “bitch bit my sac dude!! I’m bleeding take me to the hospital!!!” “Get me an Uber!!”. Brodie’s is like “is it bad though or does it just hurt?”. Steve is all “I don’t want to look!!. it hurts!!”. Sort of groaning and crying at the same time all bent over. I tell Steve to show us, so we can see if he needs to go to the hospital or not. He goes “okay tell me if I need to go, I don’t want to look at it, I can’t!”. He leans back and has his hands holding his dick and balls. He takes a deep breath and moves his hands. You know what’s weird though??. I notice he didn’t have a boner anymore. Boners must go away crazy quick when your dick or balls are in pain. At first I couldn’t tell if there was a cut or anything. He is sort of crazy hairy.

Brodie and I stuck our heads closer to look and holy fuck!!! Not much blood but it was open like you could see flesh sorta.The nutsack skin is so thin but you can see the purple veins all fucked up. Steve for sure needed stitches and I couldn’t tell really how bad it was. A cut on the sac is dangerous. Will his nuts fall out!?!?! Who knows? We all decided we need to call an Uber to take him to the hospital. The Asian just sat on the couch and eventually went around picking her shit up off the floor slowly and putting it on, while we were inspecting his nuts. I went and found some pajamas for him to put on. He sort of got them on but he started to bleed through them so we got to towel from the kitchen to apply pressure to his little balls. So he put it on his nuts and just held it in place. We all got dressed and Brodie said he had the Uber on the way. We had about 5 minutes to get Steve downstairs in time for the uber. I hurry up and clean up the drops of blood and the whole time Steve is groaning and kind of crying. The Asian didn’t say shit and I think it started to piss Steve off.

He just looked at her while waiting for us to get our shit together to go downstairs and he is all “you don’t have anything to say!?!?”. She’s standing there with her arms crossed and looks at him and says “no”. I wanted to laugh but I was too busy picking up shit to get in on that. Steve just stared at the ground and shook his head. I kept hearing Brodie tell him it’s not that bad but it was like in those war movies when the dude just had his legs blown off and he’s asking his friend how bad it is , but his friend is like “oh it’s just a scratch” and then they die. it was just like that.

We all shuffled out the door few minutes later to get Steve in his Uber. We felt like he didn’t need us coming with him because he could walk just fine and Brodie was drunk and we honestly didn’t want to be at the hospital for 8 hours. I decided I’d take him home and the asian. Steve wasn’t happy at all. We stuff him in the Uber while he kept pressure on his dick. I told him to call me to let me know he’s okay. The asian and Brodie got in the car and we took off to drop her off. As soon as we got in the car she started laughing. She told us she got way too into it when we slapped her and to “tell your friend sorry”.

We’re sort of freaked out by her but we sort of laugh like “haha yeah cool, don’t kill us”. I was all “it’s all good but really you almost bit our friends dick off”. She tells me to put her number in my phone. I do it, to just not be rude. We had a 20-minute ride back to her place. I tell Brodie to jump in the back and she start sucking his dick again. I tell him bend her over the middle console so I can get it slopped up while I drive so he puts her head in my lap. Not to smart but what’s life without risks? I’m not going to smack her this time. He starts smashing her. I rolled down all the windows and turn on the air vent thing on and set it to “un-fog” thinking that would help with the smell. I took another Snapchat on Brodie’s phone and sent it to Steve. He got 5 stitches and he lived to tag team again. The next time wasn’t much better he found some dude who had a few months to live with lung cancer and wanted to watch his wife get fucked. He had a little air canister he carried with him. He would cough like he was dying while steve and I bent her over his dying body and air canister and fucked the dog shit out of her.

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